This is pictures for my brother Mahmood and my cousin Suhaib 3 years ago .
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
I Won
One of my pictures won in photography competition in Albdeel Channel- drawing by the light- program ( برنامج الرسم بالضوء ) in smile Category.
Here you can see the picture that made me Winner & I'm so happy with it ..... I'll always do my best to be the best.
This is the picture
This is the video
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Avril Lavigne member of Libyan Zimzamat band
Two days ago I went to CDs and Cassettes shop I was looking for new movies, while I'm searching I found this cassette for Worida Zimzamat band and at that moment only I realized that Avril Lavigne member of Worida band.
I couldn't stop laughing about it … they didn't find any other face to put it in their cover! How funny they are.
I couldn't stop laughing about it … they didn't find any other face to put it in their cover! How funny they are.
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
Lovely day
Salam my friends I hope that all of you are fine, thanks all for asking about me through my blog or my email … in the last month I was too busy in my work and now Alhamed LILAH everything is ok.
Last Friday me and my family went Out to the middle of lovely green field in - Alrgiat الرقيعات - the weather was so nice and we had a fantastic day.
As you know I didn't forget to take my camera with me and I took some pictures I want to share.
Last Friday me and my family went Out to the middle of lovely green field in - Alrgiat الرقيعات - the weather was so nice and we had a fantastic day.
As you know I didn't forget to take my camera with me and I took some pictures I want to share.
My Camera
Sunday, January 13, 2008
keep smile
Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
*************
On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road. “Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
*************
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
*************
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
*************
TEACHER : Why are you late, FHAROLD : A teacher
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
*************
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
*************
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
*************
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
*************
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
*************
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
*************
A newly
married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
*************
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
*************
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
*************
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
have a nice time
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
The blonde started laughing.
This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
This time the blonde laughed even harder.
Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
*************
On day, a man was riding a horse when he passed a dog on the road. “Good morning,” the dog said.
“I didn’t know dogs could talk,” the man said.
“Neither did I,” the horse said.
*************
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"
The next night, when she didn't smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She's not only bald, but she's too cheap to buy any perfume!"
*************
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
*************
TEACHER : Why are you late, FHAROLD : A teacher
Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
*************
Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
*************
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
*************
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
*************
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
*************
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
*************
A newly
married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
*************
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
*************
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
*************
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.
have a nice time
Monday, December 31, 2007
HAPPY NEW YEAR
It is finally the time to say a goodbye to the year 2007 and welcome the New Year 2008 with open arms. Take a look at the year 2007 and you will not even realize how the time passed by! It is the time to rejuvenate your energies and plan for the year 2008
HAPPY NEW YEAR MY FRIENDS
Monday, December 24, 2007
Madi's funny story
This is one of our family funniest stories at all …. Definitely we have other funny stories like other families, but this is THE ONE.
my father is the biggest one in his brothers (we are lucky for that), like most of the Libyan families my grand mother lives with us she is 70 years old, she was very active , helping my mother and my sisters in the daily house jobs like washing the dishes and clothes, cocking . although my mother and sisters tried not to let her do any thing because of her age and this is her time for the comfort not for the work.
once in middle of winter days my grand mother waked up at 6 am and she thought that my little brother Mahmmud missed his school quickly she run to his room and shouting at him wake up wake up you are to late you will miss your school , Mohmmod waked, he Wear his clothes and collected his books when he found his self alone he knew that he missed the school time because he didn't find his brothers and sisters ( we don't know why grand mother waked Mohmmod only…… she didn't know also !) he went to school half sleep without thinking, with every step he took he was telling him self ( oh my GOD I'm lonely in the road I'm too late the Manager will punish me ).
While Mahmmod in his way to the school my mother waked up she went to the kitchen to prepare the breakfast for the family
When he arrived to the school he found the lights off and doors closed at that moment he recognized that he is toooooooooo early for the school not too late.
He came back to the home very angry, knocked the door, at that moment my mother still in the kitchen she was wondering who is knocking in this time ? (now the suspense will start) when she opened the door and found Mahmmod outside in the dark with that angry face……… she said
many questions have no meaning, she was in shock the situations was hard for to believe , when she finished her questions Mahmmod answered her that grand mother waked him she thought that he missed the school.
Right now My grandmother sick with Ischemic heart disease and its complications that she can’t moveher right hand and leg since 4 months.
my father is the biggest one in his brothers (we are lucky for that), like most of the Libyan families my grand mother lives with us she is 70 years old, she was very active , helping my mother and my sisters in the daily house jobs like washing the dishes and clothes, cocking . although my mother and sisters tried not to let her do any thing because of her age and this is her time for the comfort not for the work.
once in middle of winter days my grand mother waked up at 6 am and she thought that my little brother Mahmmud missed his school quickly she run to his room and shouting at him wake up wake up you are to late you will miss your school , Mohmmod waked, he Wear his clothes and collected his books when he found his self alone he knew that he missed the school time because he didn't find his brothers and sisters ( we don't know why grand mother waked Mohmmod only…… she didn't know also !) he went to school half sleep without thinking, with every step he took he was telling him self ( oh my GOD I'm lonely in the road I'm too late the Manager will punish me ).
While Mahmmod in his way to the school my mother waked up she went to the kitchen to prepare the breakfast for the family
When he arrived to the school he found the lights off and doors closed at that moment he recognized that he is toooooooooo early for the school not too late.
He came back to the home very angry, knocked the door, at that moment my mother still in the kitchen she was wondering who is knocking in this time ? (now the suspense will start) when she opened the door and found Mahmmod outside in the dark with that angry face……… she said
( هيييييييي وين كنت بايت البره والا شيني، الساعة قداش، خيرك لابس حوايج المدرسة )
many questions have no meaning, she was in shock the situations was hard for to believe , when she finished her questions Mahmmod answered her that grand mother waked him she thought that he missed the school.
Right now My grandmother sick with Ischemic heart disease and its complications that she can’t moveher right hand and leg since 4 months.
إن شاء الله ربي يشفيها ويرجعها معافاة يا رب العالمين
Thursday, November 22, 2007
Last summer photos
Yesterday when I was checking my old photos I found these pictures in my albums, I took them last summer.
There is a story about these pictures ….. I was watching guys in different ages jumping in the sea … then I said to my self "come on Madi you can do it is easy and don't forget that ...what one man can do another can do" so I told my friends and my brothers I will jump like them, they came with me to the jumping area and started supporting me " come you can do it …. Do it do it do it yhhhhhhhhhhhhha" when I stand on the edge of the rock I realized that the sea far about 2 meters....... did you belief that 2 meters they expected me to jump from this high I said no way it is too high.... they started laugh on me..... and what made it worse to me my little brother Mahmmod said to me "watch it is so easy to do" and he jumped .
Nothing happen after that except I become their joke for almost a week.
I miss the sea too much and I wish that maybe some day I can jump like them.
There is a story about these pictures ….. I was watching guys in different ages jumping in the sea … then I said to my self "come on Madi you can do it is easy and don't forget that ...what one man can do another can do" so I told my friends and my brothers I will jump like them, they came with me to the jumping area and started supporting me " come you can do it …. Do it do it do it yhhhhhhhhhhhhha" when I stand on the edge of the rock I realized that the sea far about 2 meters....... did you belief that 2 meters they expected me to jump from this high I said no way it is too high.... they started laugh on me..... and what made it worse to me my little brother Mahmmod said to me "watch it is so easy to do" and he jumped .
Nothing happen after that except I become their joke for almost a week.
I miss the sea too much and I wish that maybe some day I can jump like them.
Monday, November 5, 2007
Funny Libyan sky diver
One of my friends gave me this video for a Libyan guy typing himself while he was jumping by parachute from the plane, listens carefully what he was saying.
Enjoy with it
Saturday, November 3, 2007
Libyan way to protect the cars
Hi everyone today I'll post something funny. My neighbor has his own way to protect his car from the stealing.
see them and write your comment
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